{"product_id":"fix-me","title":"FIX ME","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you deal with chronic illness, daily medication, or never-ending health admin… you might as well laugh a little.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis funny pill bottle is for people who cope with life using humour, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of “well… here we go again.” It turns something clinical and frustrating into something with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect as a chronic illness gift, funny medication storage solution, or a sarcastic self-care treat for yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🎨\u003cb\u003e Bottle Colour\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou are purchasing the exact bottle shown in the main photo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you’d prefer a different colour, please head over to the custom-made section and put in your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Important (But Necessary) Bit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e⚠️ Safety Information\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• EMPTY bottle only – no medication included\u003cbr\u003e• Decorative storage container only\u003cbr\u003e• Lid is NOT child-resistant\u003cbr\u003e• Keep out of reach of children\u003cbr\u003e• Contains small parts – not a toy\u003cbr\u003e• No medical claims are made\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Reusable and lightweight\u003cbr\u003e• Screw-on lid for everyday storage\u003cbr\u003e• Funny pill bottle with personality\u003cbr\u003e• A tiny rebellion against an annoying situation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHealth is serious - but you’re still allowed to laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dose \u0026 Disorder","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53853007839569,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1044\/5504\/5457\/files\/FixMe.png?v=1779657952","url":"https:\/\/doseanddisorder.co.uk\/products\/fix-me","provider":"Dose \u0026 Disorder","version":"1.0","type":"link"}